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  To Love What Is: A Marriage Transformed

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  Drinking the Rain: A Memoir

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  Awake or Asleep

  Bosley on the Number Line

  Copyright © 2012 Alix Kates Shulman

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  Shulman, Alix Kates.

  Ménage / by Alix Kates Shulman.

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  eISBN: 978-1-59051-521-1

  1. Triangles (Interpersonal relations)—Fiction. I. Title.

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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  Contents

  Cover

  Other Books by This Author

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  About the Author

  Thou strong seducer, Opportunity!

  —JOHN DRYDEN

  1 ZOLTAN BARBU COULD NOT decide what he ought to wear to the funeral. His usual attire was black, not for mourning, even less for style, but as a symbol of his disregard for material things; therefore he would have to mark himself as a mourner some other way. But how? He wished he could honor the occasion by donning the intricately patterned blue-and-mustard foulard ascot he had bought on a lark in Paris, but he knew that today any decoration, however modest, would be too festive for the funeral of someone who had been, until recently, his mistress.

  Though he relied as heavily on his image as any of the Hollywood-Americans surrounding him, unlike them Zoltan, an émigré, was usually uncertain of the effects of such decisions, sartorial or social. For his ignorance of the ways of this world he felt he was not entirely to blame. In his youth, he had written a short searing satire on the state, a book that was denounced by his government and subsequently praised in Paris and the international press, at once launching him into the world of letters as a cause célèbre and flinging him out of the world of ordinary men. Following his arrest and the suppression of his previously ignored fiction and poetry along with the infamous satire, International PEN mounted a protest on three continents. After Susan Sontag took up his cause with a long, laudatory essay in the New York Review of Books, his reputation was made. Upon his release from prison, he chose exile in Paris, in the tradition of such distinguished dissidents as Kundera and Kiš.

  Whereas before his arrest, only a handful of readers outside his country had heard of his work, now his standing in the West rose in degree as it fell at home. On the strength of Sontag’s sponsorship, several translations were commissioned, and he was invited to give guest lectures at the Sorbonne. When after several years he was summoned to Hollywood by a Polish film director who had taken a fancy to him while shooting at Versailles, he decided to seek his fortune in film.

  The fortune, however, did not materialize.

  At first he was wooed by New York agents and publishers who assumed that his spare novels and slim volumes of verse were, like the infamous satire, political allegories worthy of their suppression in his native land. But as the years stretched on, with no substantial new work of fiction or memoir forthcoming, the publishers and agents lost interest. As for his screenplays, one was a critical success but a box office flop; another was shown at festivals but ignored by distributors; and the others came to nothing. Since his imperfect command of English led him to write imaginative scripts of few words but much action, he blamed their failure on the directors. The fact was, at fifty, able to complete little more than a treatment here, a review or scathing letter to the editor there, he had run through the “fortune” (as he thought of it) bestowed by the Polish director, despite the frugal lifestyle instilled in him by his widowed mother as she coped with austerities imposed in the name of the People by first one, then another tyrant.

  Not that his meager output harmed his reputation or even proved entirely a social handicap. His lingering aura of the enfant terrible; his loping, sonorous voice enhanced by interesting English and accent; a nationality intermittently in the news (though after such long exile he was reluctant to share his opinions about the latest tragic bloodlettings in his homeland); and a speaking style that intimated he knew something mysterious and important created around him an aura of martyrdom rather than failure. This initial advantage, combined with an ability to raise a dense wiry eyebrow high over burning, “strong-gazing” eyes capable of performing, like the legendary Picasso’s, feats of charisma, all set in a face of hawklike features, suspended between a trim little beard below and black curls with boyish cowlick above, rendered Zoltan attractive to certain persons, particularly those with artistic aspirations.

  On the other hand, though his reputation remained high among the literati, enabling him to live by his wits, those who were unmoved by speech devoid of articles, deep stares, and glowering silences dismissed him as a sham. And given that charm must be exercised in public, whereas a serious writer must sequester himself for weeks and months in his study, his life often felt tainted by duplicity. Periodically he struggled to withdraw from the world, styling himself a monk; yet despite the need to write, he kept finding himself unexpectedly embroiled in complicated affairs of the heart or flesh that only further compromised his ability to work. It seemed to him that he spent half his time trying to avoid the contacts and commitments he made in the other half. And when he did manage to resist his pursuers long enough to return to his most promising manuscript, a story inspired by his own persecution and exile, there were pencils to sharpen, papers to organize, notes and old sections scrawled on lined legal pads to reread before he could begin to set new words to paper.

  Wistfully he fancied himself a loner and rebuffed the suitors and sycophants who misunderstood his needs and distracted him from his difficult and fragile work. But sometimes he would give in to their adulation at a week of rollicking evenings in their hot tubs or by yielding to the lures of an actress—thus depriving
himself of the basic necessities of a man of letters: solitude, self-sufficiency, and self-respect. If he lost the struggle with himself he felt guilty; if he won he felt deprived. Even the inspiring exceptions to his rule, which he justified in the name of Experience (the raw material of art), eventually did him in. For example, the burst of inspiration that had accompanied him and the tempestuous Verena Serena to Cuernavaca, where she was shooting scenes of her latest film, abruptly dissolved into the profound depression he called “writer’s block” upon his return to L.A., forcing him to put aside his manuscript. Then, sunk in regret behind the drawn shades of his attic room, overcome by the knowledge of how little of value he had accomplished in a decade, he gradually renewed his vows to pursue the only work for which he felt himself qualified, despite the lengthening time since he’d written one word he was proud of.

  Earning barely enough to sustain himself, he slipped ever deeper into despondency and debt. Reading over his once famous work, he sometimes wondered how he had ever thought it up and pulled it off. Had it been pure inspiration? A matter of luck or lucky timing? Maybe Sontag’s enthusiastic endorsement had been a trap, condemning him to join those outsized Americans whose creativity dried up following sudden success, like the revered Ralph Ellison, or to die in debt and obscurity, like their giant Herman Melville. Perhaps he should never have come to the States.

  As he studied his Spartan wardrobe (black jeans, black T-shirts and turtlenecks, black cloak for chilly nights, and black gloves, helmet, and leather jacket for riding his motorbike), he felt that the entire world had conspired to produce his current crisis, from the latest upheavals in Eastern Europe that overnight rendered his own story passé, to the whims of his landlord’s grandson for whose housing needs Zoltan was being evicted (rather than, as the landlord claimed, for erratic payment of rent), to Maja’s suicide via a vengeful dose of barbiturates only two nights after she had publicly quarreled with him at a screening.

  By then she had no remaining claims on him, having weeks before dramatically confirmed their breakup by removing her toothbrush and lingerie from his garret and, rumor had it, immediately becoming involved with someone else. No matter that she had tried to pull this stunt with other men. Or that part of her allure was the classic seductress’s neurotic unpredictability—alternately flamboyant and withdrawn, grandiose and self-destructive, hysterical and subdued—which left a poor fellow confused as to whether her threats were serious. He suspected the true cause of the despair that prompted her latest foray to the medicine box was that looming lethal marker, her thirtieth birthday. Did she mean to succeed? He doubted it. But everyone would probably hold him culpable anyway—out of malice, out of envy, out of lust.

  What to wear? He finally settled on a shirt of hand-woven black cotton that he’d bought during the escapade in Cuernavaca. Unlike the designer shirt of palest silk that Maja had given him for his fiftieth birthday, which could be judged ghoulish to wear today, this one lacked all connection to the deceased.

  2 THE FUNERAL WAS STUDDED with the sort of minor celebrities that Maja Stern, assistant to a hot casting director, had worked to collect: higher than starlets, lower than stars, with an artistic, intellectual cast. Allerton (“Mack”) McKay, newly arrived from the East Coast, felt shy among them. Shy, intimidated, appalled by Maja’s death, yet strangely elated too—nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive. In his pinstriped suit carefully tailored to flatter his short, thick body, he strained to hear the rundown of notables a man was delivering to the attentive woman in a scanty yellow sundress who sat beside Mack: Andrew Ram, two-time Emmy winner; Chip Foster, former director of the Cambridge Rep; the video artist Jasmine; a famous composer of computerized sci-fi scores who had once been Maja’s lover; a girl band huddled near the back with three British rockers in shiny lavender shirts—evidently black was no longer de rigueur for funerals here. Mack recognized the names as some of the very ones Maja had managed to drop artfully into their conversations, like plump prize shrimp in a bouillabaisse.

  He was impressed. Even though he alone would have been dining tonight with Maja at La Mer had she not chosen instead to dine alone on Seconol, he still had to keep reminding himself that he had as much right to be here as anyone. An unmitigated success in his own world, he lacked credentials in this one. Just that month the company that bore his name had earned him a coveted membership in the exclusive Young Presidents Club, whose card he carried proudly in his pocket alongside his credit cards, his pilot’s license, and his Phi Beta Kappa key. His health was excellent, his hair, though beginning to gray at the temples, profuse. Short and lively as a Boston bull, compact in energy as an Idaho potato, he boasted a beautiful brainy wife who was two inches taller than he barefoot and had borne him two children. His shoes were handmade to the measurements of his unusually shaped feet (which Heather, his wife, suggested harbored sixth toes under the skin, like their cat’s); despite his atypical feet and small stature, his squash game was such that younger men were often unable to beat him.

  Still, as sad music gave way to silence and a long-thighed blonde clicked up to the podium to launch the personal testimonials, Mack felt out of place and squat.

  Now that his dinner with Maja was off, he wished his wife were here. Whenever he felt out of place, Heather’s presence could boost his confidence. She was as lovely as any of these Hollywood types and probably a lot smarter. With her savvy eye she would get this scene in a moment and clue him in.

  He turned off his cell phone and scanned the room. A striking man of strange demeanor, dressed in New York black from head to foot, stood motionless against the wall like some large predatory bird, an osprey, perhaps, or some mutant species, all bone and beak, perched to fly off if you startled him. He had a fixed scowl on his cadaverous face and the same arresting eyes reproduced on the jacket of a book Mack had intended to return to Maja that night, after carrying it around in his briefcase for more than a month without having found time to read it: Zoltan Barbu, one of Maja’s lovers. The love of her life, she once extravagantly claimed—but then she had said the same thing about Mack’s friend Terry, back when she was with him. Zoltan seemed the more likely candidate. They had met, Maja explained dramatically, “practically in the womb” of her mother, a poet who had been part of the same group of student dissidents as Zoltan. Though he had been arrested when Maja was seven and had fled the country soon after his release, throughout Maja’s childhood her parents had praised Zoltan Barbu as a hero. The writer’s stricken appearance supported Maja’s claim: his cheeks were creased, his eyes feverish, his mouth drawn, and though he was not sniffling like some of the women, his lean, slightly stooped body gave an overall appearance so morose and haggard that by the time the recessional music began Mack decided to say something consoling to him if he could catch him on the way out.

  3 THE CHILDREN WERE ASLEEP, and Heather was curled up with Tina the cat in the big green chair, reading a book. For her, reading was more than a pastime, like watching a movie; it was an elevating, intimate act. She read slowly, carefully, pencil in hand, marking the margins in a private code, lingering over certain passages, copying into a special notebook those words or phrases that touched her or that she thought she might like to use in her own writing, occasionally posting over her desk brief passages that spoke directly to her. Such physical acts of communion made the authors’ words seem almost her own. Ideas were real to her, a well-turned phrase sparkling like a gemstone made her laugh out loud, and certain images could cloud her eyes with tears. Sometimes she was so swept up by a book that she wanted to read on to the end in a single sitting, one long caress, at the same time longing to go slowly, in order to postpone the climax, make it last. She liked to study the author’s photo on the jacket, convinced of some mysterious mutual recognition.

  She prized her books, of which she now owned several thousand volumes, inordinately, she wouldn’t deny it. Realizing that the very survival of books—tangible, odorous, dog-eared, tear-stained, food-smeared, margin
alia-enhanced, physical objects whose pages bore traces of each individual reading—was doomed under the onslaught of electronic readers, like precious species deprived of habitat, she steadfastly refused to buy a “device” (ugly word!) and speed the slaughter. On the contrary, she withdrew into her books like an addict nursing a habit. She sometimes joked that it was when their New York apartment didn’t have room for another book that she finally let Mack convince her to leave the city.

  But tonight she was reading fitfully. Not because that particular volume—a biography of Katherine Mansfield, rival of Virginia Woolf, passionate disciple of Gurdjieff—failed to interest her; biographies, particularly of literary women, interested her immensely. But because her husband didn’t answer his phone—which probably meant he was with a woman.

  She marked her place with a finger and gazed through the dark window into the invisible woods beyond. She should have known this would happen. It was a cliché, for god’s sake! Give a man enough power, lock his wife away with the kids, and he will stray. If not by seeking out other women on his own, then by succumbing to their seductions. The way he flaunted his success and went out of his way to be nice insured there’d be women available to him wherever he went. It was not inconceivable that he was one of those men who fooled around online, maybe had a whole Internet harem.

  When Tina rubbed against her leg, Heather inserted a bookmark, put down her book, and opened the sliding glass door to let her out. All at once a range of autumn smells assaulted her, and the long low hoot of an owl (“their” owl, as they considered it) lent a melody to the lush cacophony of insect, frog, and mystery sounds that penetrated from the dark forest beyond.

  She stepped outside onto the deck and took deep satisfying breaths. If Mack hadn’t turned into your classic restless traveling man once the children were born, she might have treasured the chance to write in this sensuous paradise and the opportunity, increasingly rare for women since the advent of the two-earner family, to care for her children herself—at least until they were both in school full-time. But with his rapid elevation to what was plainly becoming the big time, Mack was not a man to resist the usual power perks, even at the price of undermining their harmony. It angered her that he would risk so much for so little—or what she hoped was so little; and it annoyed her that she felt so threatened by an unknown other that she could no longer muster the concentration required to lose herself in a book.